Friday, December 26, 2003
aunt andrea: (admiring new television set) wow...that looks so sharp!
dan: no, no...Toshiba.
dan: no, no...Toshiba.
Wednesday, December 17, 2003
dan: did he sign it?
emily: naw man, i ain't got that kind of money.. at least, not since this swear jar shit started.
emily: dang! that's another cent!
emily: naw man, i ain't got that kind of money.. at least, not since this swear jar shit started.
emily: dang! that's another cent!
emily: you know, if you really wanted to, you could sign my extended essay sheet anyways.
mr. long: what, and purger myself? sure i will, for two million dollars!
emily: two million american?
mr. long: only a king kid would ask that...
mr. long: what, and purger myself? sure i will, for two million dollars!
emily: two million american?
mr. long: only a king kid would ask that...
Tuesday, December 16, 2003
courtney smith: i wanted to give blood, but my dad said no!
rashida: why?
courtney smith: he said, "you gonna die with everything i put in you!"
rashida: why?
courtney smith: he said, "you gonna die with everything i put in you!"
Monday, December 15, 2003
dan: aww, this park is so full of dog feces*
emily: that's just offal.
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*i would have used a different word here, but it would have cost me five cents.
emily: that's just offal.
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*i would have used a different word here, but it would have cost me five cents.
Sunday, December 14, 2003
dan: i really need to use the bathroom!
emily: and i really need a compliment!
dan: uh...
emily: out with it!
dan: right here?!
emily: and i really need a compliment!
dan: uh...
emily: out with it!
dan: right here?!
Saturday, December 13, 2003
bill: only the uncool kids like math.
emily: or the most cool kids.
bill: yeah, it's really a toss-up.
dan b-p: buzz!!
emily: or the most cool kids.
bill: yeah, it's really a toss-up.
dan b-p: buzz!!
dan: what os is the server running? linux? windows?
emily: my dad wants linux but russell wants microsoft.
dan: boo, what kind of dork wants microsoft?
emily: my brother!
dan: true dorks love linux.
emily: are you saying he's a weak-sauce dork?
dan: weak-sauce dork!
emily: my dad wants linux but russell wants microsoft.
dan: boo, what kind of dork wants microsoft?
emily: my brother!
dan: true dorks love linux.
emily: are you saying he's a weak-sauce dork?
dan: weak-sauce dork!
emily: oh, look, it's a gingerbread family!
dan: *opens box*
dan: man, that's so many kids. they need some gingerbread family planning.
dan: *opens box*
dan: man, that's so many kids. they need some gingerbread family planning.
Tuesday, December 09, 2003
dan: what is the monk's favorite acid?
emily: what?
dan: ascetic acid!
emily: what?
dan: ascetic acid!
emily: i'm really glad i'm making progress on my still life.. i spent so long on those silly grapes.
russell: yeah, for a while it didn't seem like that still life was going anywhere!
emily: ha!
russell: yeah, for a while it didn't seem like that still life was going anywhere!
emily: ha!
Friday, December 05, 2003
at quiz bowl practice
dan b-p: the name for this african animal means "earth pig"..
emily: ground hog??
dan b-p: aardvark.
emily: ha!
dan b-p: the name for this african animal means "earth pig"..
emily: ground hog??
dan b-p: aardvark.
emily: ha!
mr. zeise: .. and what actually happened is that brønsted and lowry both independently developed the same acid/base theory and it arrived at the place on the same day! so they gave them equal credit in the name.
dan: oh, well that's nice. it's better than them fighting over it...
emily: ... and dumping acid on each other!
dan: oh, well that's nice. it's better than them fighting over it...
emily: ... and dumping acid on each other!
mr. zeise: ... and the electrons are going around this benzene ring at .. a million miles an hour!
dan: i wonder how many laps it takes to run a mile inside a molecule... let's see, it's eight laps at morse, four laps at king..
emily: ha!
dan: i wonder how many laps it takes to run a mile inside a molecule... let's see, it's eight laps at morse, four laps at king..
emily: ha!
